Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Inspiration and Change

A former male prostitute alleged that pastor Ted Haggard paid him for sex and methamphetamine for three years. Ted CAME OUT of three intense weeks of counseling and "restoration" reportedly healed from his homosexual desires.

You too can learn the tenants that he learned:"Same-sex attraction is not an orientation," "It is a temptation."
Imagine this change in your life.
No longer tormented by thoughts of rubbing flavored oil on Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Licking his butt.
Not bothered by fantasies of a muscled black man talking dirty to you.
Or massaging some guy's taint.

Who is this sinful former prostitute to allege Haggard paid for sex? All brawny and hairy.As if he's Ted's type. All that mature muscle.
I don't think Haggard likes men at all. I think he likes women. And you will too, after i unleash this photo of Sexy Oprah.

4 comments:

thegayte-keeper said...

lawd that Oprah is SO wrong...

Dwight Supremacy said...

LOL!

PRIMO said...

Lord Knows I Love The Rock!

Omg that Oprah Is A Mess!

Sue said...

Jonesin' for the Rock...

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