Old Wives Tale:
How can you tell a guy is gay?
By the way he checks his shoes.
Well, let's hope we have one for the team.
I think I know exactly what they are measuring.
Asafa Powell be stressing the spandex out!
White Guy: "Don't look, don't look. Just be professional. Don't stare at all that ass."
Black Guy: "Ooh, I feel his dick growing against my knee. I'll have to throw a hamstring injury when we're alone. This ass ain't been plowed in a minute."
2 comments:
LOL! You so nasty, but good thought. Probably what I'd be thinking.
what if your captions are dead on?
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